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**Those Of You Who Cannot Figure Out What To Do Could:


1) Roll The Dice And Just Click Any Link Available

2) Roll Back Through The Above And Sound It Out

3) Continue Rolling Your Smoke And Try Clicking Anywhere On The Screen

...For A Controlled Period Of Time - Say...An Hour.

After That We'd Suggest Maybe A Meal

...With Some Vegetables In There Somewhere

...And Then Definitely A Bath For Some Of You :)