Brief History


  • In Elementary School...

    As sheriff, I tried to connect with my constituents on a personal level.

  • Throughout Junior High...

    My constituents would thoughtfully celebrate my birthday every week.

  • Once High School Started...

    I got a job as a saxophone vigilante until the war ended.

  • College Afforded Me...

    A Post-War direction as a casino singer at The Golden Clam.

  • The Chippendales Called...

    After the Russians bought The Clam, and 86'd my lounge-lizard gig.

  • Gaining Three Pounds...

    Dropped me from the dance troupe, and through the obvious trap door of Retail.

  • During Sales Conventions...

    I played some high-paid gigs, finally making enough for some sleeves.

  • Taking Us To 10 Minutes Ago...

    Producing jazz on my break at Benihana. BTW, No ice in the Sake.

Fame By Association


  • In Seventh Heaven...

    With legendary rocker Richie Hofherr. A great musician - an even better friend :)

  • Hate Me Cuz She's Beautiful...

    With the stunning Cindy Crawford..this was taken just before I blacked out.

  • Didn't Know At The Time...

    Arthur Ashe really was my favorite player..and later my personal hero.

  • There Are Iconic Mascots...

    And then there is the quasi-religious experience of meeting Popcorn Bob.

  • The World's Fastest Man...

    Actually IS NHRA's Tony Schumacher. At 337mph, Yes he is usually on time.

  • My Horizon Is Horizontal...

    But it went Vertical hanging with Matt Scannell. He's funny with a soul patch.

  • Go Days Without Shaving...

    And you look like Bogey The Fairway Bear-Why he's at Red Rock Casino...

  • Direct From Ireland...

    7th Heaven star Keith Semple-Huge talent, and not just on the tennis court:)

Noted Performances


  • The Pub At Ithaca College...

    Was as good a 1st gig as any. And 30 years later, the acoustics still suck.

  • If I Could Make It There...

    In '90 at THE Apollo Theatre and not get the Ax, I know I can hold my water.

  • Speaking Of Apollo Legends...

    Opening for the late great David Peaston at a NYC club in '88 - Surreal.

  • Capitol's GM Is Here For Me?..

    At S.I.R. Studios on West 25th Street in '91. Quick - Somebody lend me a hit.

  • Hanging With The Huxtables..

    Serenading the crowd between scenes, then attended Theo's '92 graduation.

  • Hyatt Chicago Hosted WGCI's..

    1996 Music Seminar-Audience of 2000, McKnight and I onstage in nice pants.

  • If Harpo Studios Say 'Run On'..

    I always do-Especially when it's for background vocals on a new '99 theme.

  • Of A Million Vocal Sessions...

    I've luckily landed, George Benson's were the pinnacle. Changed pants twice.